SEO Nonsense

As I spend my pre-turkey work time hunting down rogue Bon Jovi ads (TGI – Thanksgiving BTW), I have a question:
Is it really neccessary to include nudity in parka ads?

In the days before AOTD began over here, many fun hours were shared around my monitors. One of the all time favorites was for a product called “The Wine Rack.”
In was inevitable that I would cross paths with this advertising again, I suppose, but I was surprised to click on a link to Paul Soglin’s [...]

I didn’t neccessarily intend on really doing this every day, but all I had to say, this is what I want for Christmas: